“If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.”

by Punked101

"The reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."

by GeneralSpeirs

"We can't change the direction of the wind, but we can adjust the sails."

by GeneralSpeirs

It's like a Kardashian. Not very refined, but it has a lot of cargo space.

by Ekrubmj

"Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party."

by GeneralSpeirs

"I saw the best mind of my generation run down by the drunken taxi-cab of absolute reality."

by GeneralSpeirs

There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.

by Ekrubmj

"A wise man once said it's fun to do the impossible."

by GeneralSpeirs

"We feel free when we escape, even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire."

by GeneralSpeirs

"You know the Chinese curse. May you live in interesting times."

by GeneralSpeirs

" Let's just say enigma gave paradox a very special hug." (Reply to Peter's "Where did you come from?!")

by Needsahobby

"Fate has a way of putting in front of us, that which we most try to leave behind."

by Ccluvshorses101

"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides."

by GeneralSpeirs

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weaker minds."

by GeneralSpeirs

"Know thyself, and you will win a hundred battles."

by GeneralSpeirs

"Truth is the first chapter in the book of wisdom."

by GeneralSpeirs

If you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

by Ekrubmj

"...It's goodbye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies."

by GeneralSpeirs

"Well, to paraphrase the man who brought down the Soviet Union, it's easier to trust when you can verify."

by GeneralSpeirs

"Realists don't fear the results of their study"

by GeneralSpeirs

"Know thine enemy, and you will win... Sun Tzu."

by GeneralSpeirs

Paranoia is a skill, it is the secret to longevity.

by Lecheena

"Behind every worse case scenario, there's a worst, worst case scenario.."

by Deepak chauhan

"Theres a reason most crimes happen at night people can't see you!"

by GravityFallsRoxMPines

"A rose by any other name, Neal."

by GeneralSpeirs

"A careless word may kindle strife."

by GeneralSpeirs

"One person's tragedy is another person's excitement."

by ReynaJellyBeans