"I saw the best mind of my generation run down the by the drunken taxi-cab of absolute reality"


  "Think of it as a Kardashian. What it lacks in refinement, it makes up for in cargo space."

  -On Guard

    "And you're not a strawberry blonde with a penchant for Voltaire. I guess we're both disappointed."

  -Under the Radar

  "Widows fall into two categories; the bereaved and the relieved."

  -Parting Shots

    "Yippie kay yay, mother f-."

  "Welcome to the party pal!"

  -Vital Signs

Peter Burke: "Where did you come from? " Mozzie: "Forty-five years ago an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug."

-Compromising Positions